im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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