Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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