stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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