Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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