That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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