I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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