She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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