never play flip cup with pint glasses
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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