Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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