Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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