I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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