So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
why is half of my head shaved?
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