five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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