New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
