Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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