I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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