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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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