8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think im going to throw up on grandma
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Who died my cat blue again?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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