D3 body, D1 cock
we have officially lost it.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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