guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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