Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It's shark week go big or go home
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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