How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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