I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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