alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I want her autograph on my taint
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
All the doctor said was why
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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