perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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