They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
