some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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