yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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