im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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