You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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