Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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