I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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