I wanna passion pit in your ass
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
ok first of all what the fuck
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