Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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