I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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