The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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