so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
