Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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