You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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