Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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