you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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