I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
last night I used snow as a chaser
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