White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
