dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sorry my hands just texted you
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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