Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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