I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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