Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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