called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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