I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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