Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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