Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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