This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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