no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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