ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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